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Please note that the sprites for these comics are modified versions of the sprites from the first Final Fantasy. My BOY (yo) Crash did the modifications himself. You best reconize the corperation who owns the sprites and that they are good people. I do not intentionanly degrade the original sprites in any way, nor do I mean to infringe on any copyright laws. I also use a lot of Blink 182 stuff. It's also all copyrighted to whomever owns whatever I use from them. I have some images that are just on my computer that I might include in my comic. If these belong to anyone, reconize them and worship them as an avatar who helped your god, me.
One last thing; I copyright all the stuff that I made myself. HAHAHAHAHA!!! You can't use it without my permission now!!!! (maniacal laughter)
News
03/23/2002; I have mine computer, yo!!!!! I love this thing SO MUCH!!! I mean... HELLZ YEAH!! I just may have sex with it. Or... not... but I would if I could without hurting it or me. Err... Nevermind, I wouldn't. But still, you get my point. New comic, yo. I'll be putting a new rant up soon, too. Check the new comic, and continue coming back here, and shit.
03/16/2002; FUCK!!!!!!! Well, I've decided to keep the news up for a full month. That's not what I'm pissed at, though. I got my computer today. Kick-ass speakers, quite a load of software, all the components I require to use it. EXCLUDING the MONITER! They didn't even ship it untill yesterday! The way I see it, you should ship a whole system together. I tracked it all, too. It came from the same place. To make it all worse, UPS doesn't ship ground deliveries on Saturday. FUCK! Now I have to wait TWO days to use that damned thing! I'm still in the computer I've code-named "Bitch". FUCK!! I know two days isn't a whole lot of time, but my computer is sitting on my desk, just stairing at me while I sleep. It calls to me. It MUST be used. NOW!!!!.... FUCK!
03/15/2002; It's only technically the 15th. It's about midnight:15. Looky here, four in a row. My computer will be coming in later today (after my large nap). I'm so excited I could just jizz in my pants. Look, I have a boner. Speaking of that area, I really wish I had my computer RIGHT NOW. I've been meaning to have Joe use his real-life words "Junkular region" in a comic. Oh well, I guess I can wait a day. However, if everything goes acording to plan, you can count on said comic ariving here Saturday (Err, tommorrow). I'll even let you view it free of charge, or something. Maybe I'll even have my first cameo appearance.
03/14/2002; Look at that, news three days in a row. You may now ignore the comment about the number of posts I have in my previous news posting. I don't have a lot for you, but I have a new comic in my favorites list. The comic is "Bad Boys of Computer Science". I like this comic primarily due to this, this, and this. Still no new comics from me. My computer hasn't come in, and for some reason PSP wont load onto this bitch I'm using now. It keeps giving me fatal error at some location or another. If it were MY computer, I'd try to solve the problem, but it's not, so HA. That's right, computer, you're a bitch. What are you gonna do? Crash and make me lose everything I actually use? Oh, too late, my bad. I guess everything I use is ALREADY gone. Grrrrr... ... ... stupid people... Grrr...
03/13/2002; I've decided to keep my news up longer. I'm going to have four posts of news instead of just two. You may say, "Well, Chris, why are there only three right now?". My response would be, "Because I only have three, not four, at the moment". So there! NYAH (No acronym, it's the sound). Well, just in case you've been under a rock in the middle of a far away desert in hibernation, on another planet, this won't be much news to you, but I simply MUST mention it: Square and Nintendo are back together again!! Knowing this, you are required to see this. Those guys are the best.
03/12/2002; Two days ago, I had a small (huge) problem. On our home computer, a few programs up and disapeared. I was gonna check for a few viruses and reload the missing programs. HOWEVER, instead, my dumb-fuck step mother completely reformatted the hard drive, WITHOUT ALLOWING ME TO BACK-UP ANYTHING! As much as this pissed me off, it gave me the initiative to buy my own system. I'm not going to do any updating or comics untill I get my own computer in. This is mostly due to not having the programs I usually use to make my comics in the first place. Watch for a new comic either this weekend or early next week. Sorry about the dumb-fucks that run the world and dictate the mishaps us smart people have to fix.